you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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