For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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