So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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