how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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