I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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