why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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