You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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