I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
