I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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