Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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