Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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