One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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