He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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