He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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