I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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