well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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