shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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