I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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