Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
