the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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