so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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