What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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