Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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