Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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