Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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