my mouth tastes like poor choices
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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