marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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