Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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