i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
