I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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