Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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