Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My day in three words: secret purse cake
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
