I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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