im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
porn star boner night. come get it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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