nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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