So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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