just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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