Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I party with great urgency now.
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