Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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