I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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