is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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