yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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