She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
