i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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