arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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