Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize
