just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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