He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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