omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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