I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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