id be glad to
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
